Corrupt-A-Dream

I come back on exactly at the moment you go off.

I wish you would come back on before I leave.

Wish granted, I come back but I don't feel like posting.

I wish my stomach didn't huuurt. D:

Wish granted, your head hurts instead.

I wish for one, single, bar of chocolate.

Its so super tiny it's not worth it.

I wish bro wouldn't ignore me when I ask for help on my hmwk. D:

Wish granted, instead of ignoring you, he gives you the wrong answers on your homework.

I wish that I could get some chocolate without my parents noticing.

But it was just finding pictures. XD

Wish granted, they start ignoring you from now on.

I wish that I could learn stuff more quickly, like the violin and languages and songs.

You learn stuff so quickly that soon the knowledge overpowers you, and destroys you.

I wish my mom would buy me a pink violin.

Wish granted, it's really ugly and you can't play it because the paint was still wet.

I wish I didn't have soooo much homework.

Wish granted, a dog eats it and you get an F. D:

I wish that I could win the lottery.

Wish granted. You win a dollar.

I wish I can finish my work and it'll be good quality.

As soon as you finish it, you lose it all in a computer crash, and if it's on paper, it gets lost.

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice like the other people in choir.

It's so pretty that you get famous and somebody gets so jealous that you're assassinated. >:

I wish... nevermind, I don't wanna say it, you're gonna corrupt it. D8
lol jk.
I wish my sister wasn't a meanie face. >: