Corrupt-A-Dream

Wish granted, the system overloads and you can't upload any awesome pictures or graphics onto the site.

I wish for you to hurry and get back here.

Well, since I'm already back here, it causes an infinite loop , which causes the universe to explode.

I wish I could have another Oreo.

Wish granted, it's already bitten out of so nobody wants it.

I wish I would stop procrastinating. xD

You focus on what you need to do so much that you don't have time for things like eating and breathing....

I wish that I had all week off, instead of just Monday off.

You get all week off, but then your brain shuts down and you don't know how to type and you don't know any words and you make Amy sad.

I wish Amy wouldn't become sad in your wish.

Well, yeah, but then she's happy because she doesn't have any friends...... for some strange reason. So basically... Amy turns... strange? :-/

I wish that I could start being homeschooled NOW instead of next quarter.

Wish granted, your mom becomes so strict youre never allowed to use the computer again.

I wish your mom would finally change her picture on facebook. :l

She changes it to a picture of a shoelace.... :-/

I wish that I had a three day weekend again.

Wish granted. Friday no longer exists.

I wish I wasn't lazy. :]

You get so excitable that you run around killing people.

I wish that I could be more careful about lying to people.

Your so careful you have to think about everything before you do things, thus you become slow in life.

I wish I knew Veitnamese.

You make everyone jealous because you know more vietnamese words than anyone. :O

I wish I knew Hindi.

Wish Granted, except the thing is you already know hindi so actually, no wish granted.

I wish I was better at singing with tune.

You become so good that people around you become uber jealous.

I wish I could play the guitar.

You become so good that people around you become uber jealous.

I wish I would start writing the three stories i'm planning.

Uh.... well I'm too lazy to corrupt the dream.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Wish granted. Lazyness is thrown out of reality, thus nobody is lazy and everyone dies of overworking themselves. :]

I wish I was a godly singer like Buono! :]

Buono? Who?
Well, then Buono sues you for copying their singing style! :O

I wish that I could remember who Buono was. (I've heard it before! I KNOW I HAVE!)

Wish granted, you remember it's a a word of a different language (duuh) so it really did you no good. xD

Buono! is the Shugo Chara opening and Ending singers. ;]

I wish that Buono! would be happy that I look up to them in the previous wish.

They're so happy that you become their best friend in the whole wide world even though you just look up to them and they become all creepy. :-/

I KNEW IT. I'M JUST STUPID.

I wish that If I took a language next year, it would count for high school credit.

Wish granted, you don't get that much credit though.

I wish there wasn't dried dirt in my shoes. :l

Wish granted, instead you get giant rocks the size of boulders in your shoes.

I wish I owned more jeans.

Wish granted. The world no longer has pants or skirts.

I wish I'd get my work done already. :l

You get your work done better than anyone but the teacher thinks you cheated and gives you no credit.

I wish I could raise my grade in science.

Wish granted, you turn in A++++++++ work but all of your other teachers think you cheated so they drop your grade in all other classes to even it out.

I wish you would come back on since I'm bored.