Soda Machine

So basically, you're in front of a vending machine where you can put anything in and get anything back.
So for example:

Person 1: I put in $50.

Person 2: You get a brand new chair!
I put in my new pair of shoes.

Person 3: You get an old pair of shoes.
I put in this smiley.
And so on! So I start,

I put in my homework.

You get ten times as much homework!

I put in this smiley -->

You get out this smiley

I put in a pair of old socks.

You get one sock back.

I put in awesomesauce.

You get a piece of paper with a link to this forum.

I put in a daisy.

You get a rose. :]

I put in (because its scary and i wanna get rid of it!)

You get this:

I put in my signature and avatar.

You get back an awesomener set made by yours truly. ;]

I put in my set.

You get a sheet saying "Thanks for the free set! "

I put in this:

You confused the machine and you get nothing.

I try reaching into the machine to get something. :]

The machine starts shaking violently and you take your hand out, freaked out.

I put in my fingernail.

You clogged the machine and you get your nail back.

I put in 1$.

You get 50¢.

I put in a piece of paper that says "Can I have ten million dollars?"

You get back 10,000,000 1$ monopoly money.

I put in my homework.

You get it all ripped up and chewed and bitten, with a note attached from your mom saying "Please excuse Amy. Her vending machine ate her homework."

I put in some halloween candy.

You get ten bags full of the candy you put in. :]

...i didn't know my rabbit can do that to my homework! 0.0

I put in my rabbit. xD

You get it back, with another note (wow, this vending machine gives and takes lots of notes, huh) saying "DON'T GIVE AWAY YOUR PETS!"

You didn't put anything in, thus you don't get anything.

I put in a note saying "Why do you give out so many notes?"

You get the note back, with something scribbled on the back saying "Cause it's my way of talking..."

I put in this smiley --------->

You get this smilley -->

I put in. XD

You get out.... MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
...who gives you an enormous cake made by my mom (who, incidentally, made her own wedding cake, she's so good at making cakes) and a huge chocolate chip cookie and a big present!!!!!!!!!!!!

I put in a car. My car.

You get a note saying "Thanks for the car!"

I put in

You get this:

I put in this:

You get this :face:

I put in

You get this:

I put in this: