Corrupt-A-Dream

Alright, so how this game works is that I start off by posting a dream in the form of 'I wish...' Then, the next poster has to do two things in this exact order.
1. Ruin the above person's wish.

2. Make a wish of their own to have destroyed. (Only online.)

Example:
Person 1: I wish to be on TV.

Person 2: Mutant slime aliens took over TV, it no longer exists.
I wish to be the smartest person in the world

Person 3: Your I.Q. tests came back, and you have the brain power of a turnip.
And so on!

It's all in fun, and we all know if we could grant a wish, we would.

Here you go. The Corrupt-A-Dream Foundation starts now!

I wish for a glass of lemonade.

The lemonade was too sour and you had no sugar or water so your mouth is now swollen.

I wish I could be a superstar.

Everyone hates you and the only newspapers that heard of you gave you really bad reviews and now nobody cares.

I wish that I had some chocolate.

The chocolate turned out to be gray, or bad, and was painted brown to fool you.

I wish I can talk to my bunny.

Well, when the newspaper printed bad stuff about you, your bunny read it, and just ignored you.

I wish I had some more money.

You are granted 1 cent.

I wish I didn't make a wish. (PARADOX! WHOO)

Well, too bad. You did.

I wish I had an iPhone (which I do! My wish is granted! YAY!)

Once you got it the newer version comes out and yours didn't receive service anyways.

I wish this site was more awesome. :]

You lose your password and every time you come back on to check, it doesn't work

I wish I could go to Egypt.

You go there and get lost, so you're forever stuck in the middle of the hottest desert with no helicopters or people to come rescue you.

I wish we had more awesome smilies.

Well, too bad. You're going to get more awesomeSAUCE smiles.

I wish I was the queen.

You become queen and everyone hates you so they try to assassinate you three times.

I wish I were a star.

All the stars hate you so they send you back down.

I wish for nothing!

Then nothing is granted and you become sad.

I wish this --> was yellow.

Well, too bad. It isn't.

I wish this site was the most popular site EVER!!!

It is the most popular site, though its filled with n00bs and hackers.

I wish I can fly.

Well, everytime you try, you fall to the ground.

I wish that Xochilt and Melissa would hurry up and join!

They joined, but they found no interest and left.

I wish that you would stop corrupting my dreams.

Too bad, this post was alread y started.

I wish I could go to san diego.

Your dad doesn't want you to, thus you cant. And I'm sad. :'[

I wish that these curruptions were more positive.

Sorry, they're not even close.

I wish that I knew everything.

You know too much, thus your brain a splodes and you become a mindless zombie.

I wish n00bs didn't exist.

They all go into hiding, except for one brave one, which lead the rest out of hiding.

I wish that no one could corrupt my dreams.

Too bad. It's corrupted.

I don't have any dreams right now.

Then you start dreaming.

I wish for a .