I ran over a phone because I'm AWESOMER THAN AWESOMESAUCE!

Hilarious game I saw somewhere...


Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1- ------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8------- my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15------- a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm awesomesauce and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOMER THAN AWESOMESAUCE!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja !
None----------because I can't control myself

YAY SENTENCE GAME.

I yelled at a monster because I'm AWESOMER THAN AWESOMESAUCE!

...yay.

Another version for great justice!

Start with "I--"

Pick the month you were born:


January: kicked
February: shot
March: karate chopped
April: drew a picture of
May: ate
June: danced with
July: made a cake for
August: punched
September: did the Macerana with
October: yelled at
November: threw pies at
December: went shopping with


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1: a birdbath
2: a monster
3: a phone
4: a fork
5: a snowman
6: a gangster
7: my cell phone
8: my dog
9: my best friends' boyfriend
10: my neighbor
11: my science teacher
12: a banana
13: a fireman
14: a stuffed animal
15: a goat
16: a pickle
17: your mom
18: a spoon
19: a smurf
20: a baseball bat
21: a ninja
22: Chuck Norris
23: a noodle
24: a squirrel
25: a football player
26: my sister
27: my brother
28: an ipod
29: a surfer
30: a llama
31: a homeless guy

Lastly, based on the first letter of your username or name, finish your sentence

A: ...because I can.
B: because I'm so cool like that.
C: with a laugh
D: because the voices told me to.
E: because I'm AWESOMER THAN AWESOMESAUCE!
F: because they're trash.
G: for a cookie.
H: for great justice.
I: and all I got was a headache.
J: to prove my worth.
K: because I'm awesomesauce and I do what I want.
L: and then ran away
M: and it pissed them off.
N: and they kicked my butt afterward.
O: for SCIENCE.
P: for the lulz.
Q: so I could make hilarious macros.
R: because I love them.
S: because I'm a Ninja !
T: and it was epic.
U: in front of my parents
V: and there's nothing you can do about it.
W: Because my mom told me to
X: because I think I need some serious help.
Y: because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Z: because someone offered me $1,000,000.

:] Have fun.
Mine is "I threw Pies at a monster... because I can! >=D"
That's so like me. :]

I went shopping with a phone and all I got was a headache!

:]

Hi Iris! You still on iphone?

Nope. My dad let me use the computer for... 1 minute now. After that I'm not even allowed to use the iPhone!

Ah... You, go post in would you rather! :]

Okay!

I smelled a football player because that's how I roll.

You also made a cake for a football player and it pissed them off.

x'DD

You smelled a football player and baked a cake that pissed the football player off? xDD

I yelled at a monster because I'm a Ninja! :]

I didn't see the other one. XD

I ran over a phone because the voices told me to, then I went shopping with the phone because all I got was a headache.

I karate chopped a squirrel because I can.

XD Poor squirrel!

I did the Macarena With my neighbor because I'm awesomesauce and I do what I want.

I sang to a fireman because the voices told me to..

Hi Usagi! xD

I yelled at a monster because I'm NOT crazy! xD

Or I yelled at a monster... because I can.

Or I threw pies at a monster because I'm NOT crazy!

I YELLED AT A FIREMAN BECAUSE I CAN!

:O

Better than yelling at a monster. xD

Mine's boring. I ran over a phone because I'm NOT crazy. Boring, right?

Meh. I think its good. xD

"ran over a phone" doesn't make sense.

Then change it maybe?

Umm... I can't change my birthday.