The Ban Chain

This is a game I saw on another forum. Rules:
You must think of a silly reason to 'ban' the person who made a post before you.

Ex. Person 1: Person 0, you're banned for using the " " smiley!
Person 2: Person 1, you're banned for banning person 0.
Person 3: Person 2, you're banned for banning someone for banning Person 1.

and so on! OK, so someone, ban me!

Your banned since you wanna be banned.

You're banned because you didn't think of a more AWESOMESAUCE reason to ban me!

You're banned because you didn't notice I used incorrect grammar!

You're banned since I DID notice, but for some reason I was being stupid and decided to ignore it1

You're banned since you accidentally did 1 instead of !.

You're banned since I only accidentaly added a 1 instead of a period.

Your banned because I can ban you. :]

You're banned for banning someone just because you can ban them.

You're banned for using ban three times in a sentence making the three bans have different suffixes.

You're banned cause you confused me.

You're banned because you didn't get what I said.

You're banned cause you're running around and stabbing people with the pen tool.

You're banned because you have no siggy.

AND I LIKE THE PEN TOOL. *hugs*

You're banned cause you hugged the pen tool.

You're banned for banning me because i'm weird.

You're banned for banning me for banning you because you're weird.

You're banned for confusing me.

You're banned cause you confused me first.

You're banned because we confused eachother.

YOUR BANNED FOR USING

You're banned for typing in Caps.

You're banned for capitalizing the C in caps.

You're banned cause I can't think of a reason to ban you because I'm lazy.

You're banned for being lazy.